Wednesday, January 10, 2007

...****...έχω σιχαθεί αυτά τα μαιλ...****....

...δεν γίνετε ο μπάτσος του πανεπιστημίου μου να γράψει και κάτι ευχάριστο για μια φορά, θα χαλάσει ο κόσμος; Του αρέσει του γουρουνιού να μας τρομοκρατεί... Τα παρακάτω γεγονότα είναι όντως αληθινά ,μόνο που οι "offenders " ήταν πιτσιρίκια το οποίο είναι κωμικοτραγικό αν σκεφτεί κανείς το μέγεθος της επιχείρησης...

Dear Student
***Eastside Neighbourhood Team are extremely pleased to inform you
that within 2 weeks of my last email to you relating to violent attacks
in the Jennens Road area an operation involving your local Neighbourhood
officers,
Officers from the city centre Robbery Team, Force Helicopter, Force
Surveillance Units, Firearms Officers and Dog Units resulted in
the arrest of 3 armed offenders in the area whilst attempting to commit a
further violent attack. This was a hugely successful operation and the
offenders have been brought to justice. These attacks were particularly
violent and caused great concern for the Eastside Neighbourhood Team. The
offenders were all questionned concerning 6 counts of Robbery, resulting in
them being charged and remanded in custody.***
I would like to remind you however that this area of the city
centre is scheduled for regeneration, however until this process is
complete, you still need to take care and take precautions against becoming a
victim as this is a isolated area and is vulnerable to crimes against people
and their vehicles. Although the people responsible for these attacks
are no longer at large, other offenders operate in this area.
If you have any concerns or queries of a police nature, the
monthly Police Surgery will be taking place tomorrow (Wed 10/1/07) in the Student
Guild. I will also be bringing a supply of Attack Alarms available for £1
each if you wish to purchase one and will have with me Property Marking
Pens to discreetly identify your valuable electrical goods.
To those of you lucky enough to have had electronic gifts this
year, mobile phones/laptops etc, that this time of year is always popular for
offenders to target Universities - Please ensure that you INSURE your items,
property mark them and take care to keep your rooms secure, do not leave items
unattended in public areas or classrooms, and to use bags which
are not
obviously Laptop cases.

I wish you every success in this New Year.

Kind regards
PC 0267 Samantha Bache
Eastside Neighbourhood Team
Aston University Liaison Officer
Digbeth Police Station
Tel: 0845 113 5000
Ext: 7868 6565

Mike Clash
Head of Security/University Fire Officer
Aston University
Aston Triangle,
Birmingham
B4 7ET

0121 2044804
07736007734

6 comments:

Bliss said...

h perioxh ekei panw kalo mou dn einai kai h polu kalofhmismenh genika apo egklimatikothta
opote mhn neuriazeis!
apla na prosexeis!
ok??
:-)

kai mas mas exei proeidopoihsei gia kapoia peristastika h astunomia

Thrasos said...

egine tha prospathisw :)

Genika apo oti exw dei se polla panepistimia tis agglias ,paizei auth h tromokratia. tespa

Bliss said...

logiko trhaso mou!
koita toys pws kanoun otan pioun 2-3 pine!

pantou ginontai auta

funEL said...

Bάλτε search στη λέξη “απατεωνας” στο Google και απολαύστε το αποτέλεσμα

http://www.google.gr/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=DVXA,DVXA:2005-28,DVXA:en&q=%CE%B1%CF%80%CE%B1%CF%84%CE%B5%CF%89%CE%BD%CE%B1%CF%82

… όσο είναι καιρός γιατί Λιακόφιλοι στείλαν mail στο google.

+βλογιοκοψον+

Anonymous said...

Got Pope, Need No Bart charliepatseas@yahoo.com Flushing NY

The Holy Father gone to Turkey to redeem and consecrate the Greeks,
so don't need no more soviet temples. Don't need no gyro blimpie Bart
when got a regular Pope without the diner attitude. My pop kept
hitting momma with a skillet on the head. Friends ended up in the
hospital after their pop beat them. Pops got drunk and ruined my
first car. Killed two cats and a dog, thrown out the window.
Neighbor drowned the canaries in ouzo, lit, ate them. Ma overdid
whip so she could give less pie. All our stuff came pilfered, with
logos. Greeks overcook all meat so no one knows is bad. Another
banned tenants flushing toilet paper. Waiters inpune sanitation
because "dirty is natural and healthy." Priests just answered "behave,
respect, tradition!" Now priest comes "no intercommunion!" Where was
he when we needed him to protect us from our crazy parents? Don't
sell me "educated Greeks" because we know all them Trojan Horse
cheated on the exams. Besides it's just TV repair school. Remember
all those jailed old disco Greeks, tax cheats to "protest" Jerome Ford
stopping the Trojan Horse in Chyprious? We can't get good jobs
because no one trusts Greeks, because of Trojan Horse. They always
faked reading Greek. That's why we borrowed regular Catholic books
instead of read Greek. Sure, we sacrifice to Greek myths three times
a year to please yiayia, and she's nun the wiser when we go to regular
Catholic Mass on Sundays when she bummed from bouzaki dances. Ain't
need no more Bart, just the regular Pope. That's why we all married
regular Catholic when we grew up. So they can trust us.

Thrasos said...

ti eipes re terastie tora?